I'm not dead
Just really, really, um.. really busy. I miss you guys!
Not that kind of teabag. Don't be gross.
If I go about this properly, the blog will (eventually) explain enough about me, so let me just explain the blog, or at least the title of it, here:
"A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
--Eleanor Roosevelt