For the Teabag in All of Us

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If I go about this properly, the blog will (eventually) explain enough about me, so let me just explain the blog, or at least the title of it, here:

"A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
--Eleanor Roosevelt

Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Teabag Tunes Tuesday

new iPod. check
904-song library (and I'm just getting started!). check
cute pink Coach leather iPod case. check
stolen memes from Nat and Terry. check

Let's go!

Basically these all work the same way. You use your iPod as a musical Magic 8 Ball. Put your iPod on shuffle, ask it a bunch of questions, and for each new question, hit the next button for the next song. Since I just recently joined the Apple generation and I needed to start loading music onto my handydandy little pink-outfitted musical database, I had to put off doing these memes. But I thought they were so cool when I saw them on the above-referenced blogs, so I'm excited that I finally have enough music on my iPod to make these memes work!

On with the show!

"What do you think of me, iTunes?"
Fire Coming out of the Monkey’s Head -- Gorillaz
(Um. Well, we're off to a great start, aren't we?)

"Will I have a happy life?"
Stronger – Britney Spears
(So I guess I'm stronger. And strong people have happy lives? Not sure what the correlation is. But no sniggering about the fact that this song is on my iPod. I mean it, Dzer! You hush up!)

"What do my friends really think of me?"
Waterloo -- ABBA
Waterloo, couldn't escape if I wanted to/ Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you/ Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo
(Great, I'm a bastion of defeat and desperation that my friends can't escape from. Faaabulous.)

"Do people secretly lust after me?"
Concienca – Gilberto Santa Rosa
La conciencia me dice que no la debo querer/ Y el corazon me grita que si debo/ La conciencia me frena cuando la voy a querer/ Y el corazon me empuja hasta el infierno, al abismo, dulce y tierno, de sus besos
Translation: My conscience tells me that I shouldn't love her, but my heart says I must. My conscience restrains me when I start to love her, but my heart pushes me towards the inferno, the sweet and tender abyss of her kisses
(yeah, you know you want me)

"How can I make myself happy?"
Ex-Girlfriend – No Doubt
(well, I have made myself VERY happy by making myself an ex-girlfriend of quite a few of my jerk-off exes. So I guess that works.)

"What should I do with my life?"
Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard – Paul Simon
I'm on my way, I don't know where I'm going/ I'm on my way, I'm taking my time, but I don't know where/ Goodbye Rosie, the Queen of Corona/ See me and Julio down by the schoolyard
(Well, I already left Queens... and I don't know anyone named Julio. But it's a cool song)

"Why must life be so full of pain?”
Posters – Jack Johnson
Looking at herself but wishing she was someone else/ Because the body of the doll it don't look like hers at all/ So she straps it on, she sucks it in, she throws it up, and gives a grin/ Laughing at herself because she knows she ain't that at all
(Well... it sure sounds painful to me, but I don't hear any answers to this most profound question. You're slipping, iPod!)

"How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?"
Right to be Wrong – Joss Stone
I've got a mind of my own/ I'm flesh and blood to the bone/ I'm not made of stone/ Got a right to be wrong/ So just leave me alone
(I don't think it will maximize my pleasure if I tell Chulo to leave me alone. I think iPod's a little off again on this one)

"Will I ever have children?"
This Time of Year – Better than Ezra
(hmmmm...this is a song that references autumn... meaning I will be pregnant around then? Something to hope for!)

"Will I die happy?"
Little House – the Fray
(This song is so depressing, I don't even want to talk about it. Suffice it to say that I WILL NOT die happy, if this song is iPod's answer to that question. Stupid iPod.)

"Can you give me some advice?"
I heard it through the grapevine – Marvin Gaye
(Are you telling me that I should stop gossipping?? Well I never!)

"What do I think happiness is?"
Tres Gotas de Agua Bendita (3 drops of holy water) – Gloria Estefan w/ Celia Cruz
(Not sure I think holy water=happiness, but I do love this song, and it makes me happy to hear it. It's so upbeat, and I loooove Celia Cruz)

"What's my favorite fetish?"
It’s My Life – No Doubt
(Apparently, iPod thinks that is NONE of your business!)

"How will I be remembered?"
Tangled – Maroon 5
Would you ever turn your head and look – see if I’m gone/ Cause I fear there is nothing left to say to you that you wanna hear, that you wanna know/ I think I should go; the things I’ve done are way too shameful
(Wow, I feel so guilty now and I'm not even sure what I've done)

Okay well all that font formatting took a lot more time than I thought it would. So there is another iPod meme, but I'll do that one later. I LOVE these, so feel free to steal it and blog it too!


Blogger Rebecca said...

These were amusing and informative...."Will I have a Happy Life" as if Britney Spears is having a happy life herself...

And pleasure during sex, well maybe it meant you should pleasure yourself more and let him watch???

Back to antibiotics I go....

2/06/2007 11:45:00 PM  
Blogger Natalia said...

At least you didn't come up with the little white peanut song. That would have made for some interesting reading :)


2/07/2007 11:44:00 AM  
Blogger terry said...

hey, i have TWO britney songs on my ipod...!

shut up, dzer. i really like "toxic" and "i'm a slave for you." they also happen to be excellent workout songs.

nicely done, jmai..

2/07/2007 09:05:00 PM  
Blogger JMai said...

Rebecca -- Britney Spears is ... well. Let's just leave it at that. Hope you're feeling better!

Butt -- You hush! I ove the little white peanut song.

Terry -- hehe, I love that we're yelling at Dzer and he hasn't even been to visit me to see it! It's true... quite a few Pop Tarts songs are very good for working out.

2/07/2007 09:31:00 PM  
Blogger JMai said...

and by "ove" I obviously mean "love"

2/07/2007 09:32:00 PM  
Blogger Queen of Cheese said...

I think your iPod doesn't know you well enough yet to be answering these questions!! but still ...! fun!

Plus I bet it is super cute in its little pink coat.

My phone has a couple of outfits. One is a pig costume.

I am going to get an ipod with my tax return $$ so soon i get to do this too!!

2/08/2007 03:43:00 PM  
Blogger Miss 1999 said...

I have no Ipod, I feel so left out here (hides head in shame)

2/11/2007 09:24:00 PM  
Blogger JMai said...

QOC -- You may be right. Perhaps I should let it get to know me better! Maybe it's a boy iPod and it's mad at me for putting it in a pink case.

Miss 1999 -- Don't feel bad, I just got one for my birthday in December! Everyone comes around to iPod eventually, I think!

2/12/2007 09:04:00 AM  
Blogger --spared-- said...

I was with you right up until you picked a Gloria Estefan song. I can't stand that woman! Grrr!

2/12/2007 10:59:00 AM  
Blogger Ann M. said...

These were too funny :) I have a plain MP3 player, no ipod. I wonder if it would want to play this game with me. Hmmm....

2/12/2007 01:52:00 PM  
Blogger Virginia said...

I had way too much fun doing this same meme! Of course, not having an little MP3 had to suffice! :) Thanks for posting this--and I gave you credit on my blog so you won't think I'm a thief! :)

2/12/2007 05:36:00 PM  
Blogger JMai said...

spared -- Aww, sorry to disappoint. But it's a really good song! I swear she's much better in Spanish than she is in English!

Ann -- I'm sure it's an equal-opportunity meme. Virginia posted it on her blog using a regular mp3 player. Try it!

Virginia -- Thanks for stopping by and for keeping it going -- and for the credit!

2/13/2007 10:24:00 AM  
Blogger --spared-- said...

I'm half Cuban, half Spaniard. Both parts of me dislike her! Spanglish English, whatever! LOL

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