Silly Peopleages

Ok the infidelity post was kinda bringing me down. So to cheer myself up, I went to check out my search engine referral terms. I know this is not an original post, but it's quite entertaining (at least to me). I'm always a little distressed at how "normal" mine are, relatively speaking. Some people get really strange search terms... I remember Alice (dearly departed from the blogosphere or else on extremely long hiatus) had one that went something like "slippery nickel lime dance" ... uhhh, what??

I'm especially proud of the fact that the highest percentage of hits comes from the word "mxresorts" -- seriously, if I have done a public service by telling the world (or at least the googling, yahooing, ask.comming world) what a crap service this is, then I am thrilled. No one else should be taken for a ride by these criminals. In case you're here now because you googled the word "mxresorts," be warned -- do NOT give these people your money. They are charlatans, and also scummy assholes! I hope they've gone out of business.

Well, now that I'm done with THAT, here are some of my search-engine gems. The first few are not too surprising.

what does it mean to "teabag" someone
(a reasonable question... I had to google it myself. And still I chose this title for my blog. Hmmm...)

tea bag girls who suck balls
(ew)

teabagging tongue punching bag
(double ew, and also... what???)

woman is like a teabag
(why yes, yes she is. you never know how strong she is until gets into hot water!)

tongue in vegina
(I think you mean vAgina. perhaps that's why you're searching the term instead of doing it)

what does jmai mean
(I'm certainly curious about this one)

strange bump on the bottom of my tongue
(unfortunate.... but I think the site you're looking for is www.webmd.com)

why are boys weird
(I blogged about weird boys just about a year ago, and sadly, I am still no closer to finding the answer to this question. Sorry, girls)

disastrous short haircut women
(well, not all short haircuts on women are disastrous. I thought America Ferrara looked fantastic at the Golden Globes, for example. And it works for Ellen)

trust found laptop letter OR letters OR dream "boyfriend"
(I don't get the correlation here at all)

improving bad kissers
(I have spent many an evening on this task. If you have the patience, it can be quite rewarding)

glitter'n'glue
(word)

Happy searching, folks! iPod meme coming soon, I SWEAR!