For the Teabag in All of Us

Not that kind of teabag. Don't be gross.

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If I go about this properly, the blog will (eventually) explain enough about me, so let me just explain the blog, or at least the title of it, here:

"A woman is like a teabag. You never know how strong she is until you put her in hot water."
--Eleanor Roosevelt

Friday, January 19, 2007

Silly Peopleages

Ok the infidelity post was kinda bringing me down. So to cheer myself up, I went to check out my search engine referral terms. I know this is not an original post, but it's quite entertaining (at least to me). I'm always a little distressed at how "normal" mine are, relatively speaking. Some people get really strange search terms... I remember Alice (dearly departed from the blogosphere or else on extremely long hiatus) had one that went something like "slippery nickel lime dance" ... uhhh, what??

I'm especially proud of the fact that the highest percentage of hits comes from the word "mxresorts" -- seriously, if I have done a public service by telling the world (or at least the googling, yahooing, ask.comming world) what a crap service this is, then I am thrilled. No one else should be taken for a ride by these criminals. In case you're here now because you googled the word "mxresorts," be warned -- do NOT give these people your money. They are charlatans, and also scummy assholes! I hope they've gone out of business.

Well, now that I'm done with THAT, here are some of my search-engine gems. The first few are not too surprising.

what does it mean to "teabag" someone
(a reasonable question... I had to google it myself. And still I chose this title for my blog. Hmmm...)

tea bag girls who suck balls
(ew)

teabagging tongue punching bag
(double ew, and also... what???)

woman is like a teabag
(why yes, yes she is. you never know how strong she is until gets into hot water!)

tongue in vegina
(I think you mean vAgina. perhaps that's why you're searching the term instead of doing it)

what does jmai mean
(I'm certainly curious about this one)

strange bump on the bottom of my tongue
(unfortunate.... but I think the site you're looking for is www.webmd.com)

why are boys weird
(I blogged about weird boys just about a year ago, and sadly, I am still no closer to finding the answer to this question. Sorry, girls)

disastrous short haircut women
(well, not all short haircuts on women are disastrous. I thought America Ferrara looked fantastic at the Golden Globes, for example. And it works for Ellen)

trust found laptop letter OR letters OR dream "boyfriend"
(I don't get the correlation here at all)

improving bad kissers
(I have spent many an evening on this task. If you have the patience, it can be quite rewarding)

glitter'n'glue
(word)

Happy searching, folks! iPod meme coming soon, I SWEAR!

88 Comments:

Blogger Rebecca said...

I am not really happy with men right now (perhaps cause I am single) but no one will be given any kind of teabag service from me tonight!

This was cute. I actually found out about the "teabagging" from a blog friend who started a sex blog full of tips and info.

Check her out: http://oralasiwannabe.blogspot.com

She's new and always needs new readers....

1/20/2007 10:52:00 PM  
Blogger terry said...

so nice of you to post the webmd link for the person with the strange bump on his/her tongue. i wonder if that's the same person who doesn't know what a vegina is...

1/21/2007 01:18:00 PM  
Blogger Virginia said...

Hi! I ran across your blog on the Blogging Chicks blogroll (as a newcomer I'm trying to visit all the interesting sounding ones!).

I swear, if it weren't for Sex & The City, I wouldn't know the X-rated meaning of 'teabag'! Hee! :)

Have a wonderful week!

1/21/2007 03:04:00 PM  
Blogger sassinak said...

jamie lee curtis rocks the short hair too...

men, what to do when your crush is knocking your lover out of bed? (please don't bring this back to my blog)

but yeah, i have a sleeping friend who i am not dating and a man i'm crushing on and when i'm supposed to be thinking about the man in bed with me?

NOT SO MUCH

dammit.

1/21/2007 04:43:00 PM  
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Blogger JMai said...

Rebecca -- That's an interesting blog idea! I will have to go check her out.

Terry -- It's possible, but there were no spelling errors in the tongue bump search. So, probably not the same person -s-

virginia -- Welcome! I do the same thing with the blogroll. Some are interesting, some not so much. I hope you'll be back!

Sass -- True indeed, JLC is a hot mama. Boys are trouble. But sounds like some good fantasies going on! Don't worry, we'll keep this here in the comments section and won't take it back to your blog.

Anon -- I know, love you too. Be good.

1/21/2007 09:27:00 PM  
Blogger DZER said...

glitter'n'glue was the name of one of my all-time fave strippers ... heh

1/23/2007 08:59:00 AM  
Blogger Natalia said...

I mean, with that title and talking about veginas, you should be expecting this, ya know. And really, I think people are too prudish about sex acts and that's why most people are unsatisfied with their sex lives. A lot more people would be happier if they expanded their sexual repertoire. That said...those are hilarious.

-N

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Blogger Miss 1999 said...

Some of these will be just so wrong when they pop up on Google!

1/23/2007 07:28:00 PM  
Blogger JMai said...

Dzer -- That's a new one. I'm going to have to rethink my position on glitter'n'glue now.

Nat -- I know. I think I get a lot of visitors thinking this blog is going to be a LOT more interesting than it is! And I never would have believed it growing up... we get fed such a line... but living in Europe showed me what a VERY repressed country this is. Land of the free.... who'da thunk it?

Miss 1999 -- I'm guessing my posting them this way will earn me even more strange hits! Ah well, I always welcome new readers! (like you -- thanks for stopping by!)

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