...who stole it from Dzer, who stole it from someone else, who probably stole it as well... and I don't know why she swallowed that flyyyyy....
....I guess I'll just go on with the meme!
1.
My roommate and I once: pretended to be married just to get past this condo board for an apartment we both loved (former roommate of course)
2.
Never in my life have I: punched anyone or had a fistfight
3.
The one person who can drive me nuts, but then can always manage to make me smile is: probably Nat
4.
High school was: too long ago for me to remember.
5.
When I'm nervous: I bite my nails
6.
The last time I cried was: ok don’t laugh. I cried at the end of the movie The Ringer last night. I know, I’m lame
7.
If I were to get married right now, my bridesmaids/groomsmen would be: happy I wouldn’t make them wear rose-coloured ruffles
8.
Would you rather run naked through a crowded place or have someone e-mail your deepest secret to all your friends? I’ll go with the email, since I don’t know what my deepest secret is, and I’d like to find out
9.
My hair: rocks. Except when it’s curly.
10.
When I was 5: my sister was born and we had an orange occasional chair in my house. I know this because I was photographed holding her on the day she came home from the hospital, sitting in that chair.
11.
Last Christmas: was fairly miserable, having been broken up with 2 weeks prior by the jerk I was dating, and having had to make emergency travel plans to spend it with my parents when I had made alternate plans.
12.
When I turn my head left: I notice that my darling Chulo has vaccuumed the dust off the slats in the a/c room door
13.
I should be: exercising and/or cleaning out the fridge
14.
When I look down I see: a pink stain on my sweater. God knows where that came from
15.
The craziest recent event was: listening to the training tapes from the NY office brokers. What a disaster. Folks, do not buy stocks from cold callers! Just don't!
16.
If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be: the fat one
17.
By this time next year: my home may have blown away by a hurricane.
18.
My favorite aunt is: I’m not particularly close to any of my aunts, but I call my godmother “Aunt Jan” so I guess she can be my favourite.
19.
I have a hard time understanding: complicated financial principles
20.
One time at a family gathering: oh God. I’m not doing the "this one time! at band camp!" thing.
21.
You know I like you if: I actually listen when you speak
22.
If I won an award, the first person (people) I'd thank: would depend on what kind of award it was
23.
Take my advice: yeah, take it. It’s usually really good.
24.
My ideal breakfast is: constantly changing. These days I’m into homemade peanut butter elvis shakes (thank you, Planet Smoothie). It’s a chocolate malt carnation instant breakfast, a cup of skim milk, a banana and ½ T of peanut butter.
25.
If you visit my home town: you might get robbed.
26.
Sometime soon I plan to visit: everywhere.
27.
If you spend the night at my house: You will sleep in a comfy bed with lots of pillows and I will make you french toast and fruit salad in the morning.
28.
I’d stop my wedding if: my parents weren’t there.
29.
The world could do without: stupid people.
30.
I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: I’m so sorry, but that is something I will never do, so there’s no point in talking relatives.
31.
The most recent thing I'’ve bought myself is: Uhh.. lunch
32.
The most recent thing someone else bought for me is: Flowers.
33.
My favorite blonde is: Umm. This IS a dumb question. I’m not sure I even know any blondes.
34.
My favorite brunette is: This is also a dumb question. I’m skipping all the remaining dumb questions.
35.
My car must have a sign on it that reads: “Go ahead, jump into my lane way before it’s safe to do so. I’m really a figment of your imagination. No white Camry here!”
36.
The last time I was drunk: Ummmm not sure. Possibly my housewarming party after buying this place. Seems like a very long time ago but I can’t remember anything more recent
37.
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds: Skip!
38.
I shouldn't have been: peeking in my parents' closet that one time.
39.
Have you ever shaved your pubic hair? Ever? I shaved it on Monday night
40.
Last night I: worked late, made sandwiches for dinner, and watched The Ringer.
41.
There's this girl I know who: has the dubious distinction of being named Vegina. Yes, people.
42:
I don't know: so many things
43.
A better name for me would be: something more unique and more professional-sounding than “Jennifer” – maybe like Margaret or Ursula or Judith or whatever
44.
If I ever go back to school I'll: have myself euthenised
45.
How many days until my birthday?: I’m not counting the days. I’d prefer to count backwards to my last birthday, thanks.
46.
One dead celebrity I wish I'd met is: I’m really bad at the alive/dead celebrity game.
47.
I've lived at my current address since: Ohh no, you're not getting me with this one, Big Brother!!
48.
I've been told I look like: my father.
49.
If I could have any car, it would be: the new Touareg, but it’s too gas-chuggly for me. I tried to test-drive the hybrid Camry but the very pathetic salesman could not find the keys to the ONE model they had on the sales floor. Oh well, no new car for Jmai.
50.
If I got a new cat tomorrow, I would name it: I’ve already done the cat experiment this year, with dismal results. So this question is moot – skip!
That's what Ernesto turned out to be... a total tease. Last week, he looked like a big bunch of nothingtoworryabout... then all of a sudden on Monday he was headed for us and expected to strengthen into a Cat 1. We all brought our patio furniture inside and made sure we had tanks full of gas and freezers full of ice and lots of bottled water and batteries... and then? Nothin.
